Scorpio – Summary

Scorpio
Because it belongs to Mars, Scorpio holds tremendous passion, energy, and love for individualism & adventure – but these passions can quickly become unrealistic. Scorpio usually enjoys competition, is not clumsy, and has powerful lust and an almost equally powerful willpower. She desires, and usually possesses, great inner strength and passionate sexual charisma.
Though Scorpio loves deep and secret knowledge, she almost always loathes traditional and patriarchal religions and traditions. She tends to dislike her own upbringing, often having significant issues with her parents as well.
Scorpio dislikes subservient positions, especially in the workplace. She tends to live happily in relative solitude, finding it disturbing to try and cooperate intimately and harmoniously with others in close quarters. She loves financial generosity and is often the benefactor of other’s wealth.
Scorpio – Details
Ruler

Scorpio's Houses
Mars contributes individualism, boldness, adventure, bravery, and extroversion.
Debilitated in House 9, contributing prominent need for: a good father, good relationship with teachers, balanced understanding of morality and religion.
Exalted in House 3, contributing prominent abundance in: competitive skill, manual dexterity, expressiveness, lust and willpower.
Scorpio puts the Moon into debilitation.
Friends
Sun (owning house 10) contributes a need for adventurous career, dislike for subservient work roles, need for and skill in leadership positions.
Jupiter (owning houses 2 & 5) contributes ability to have creative financial ideas and to enjoy being financially generous. He contributes interest in higher concepts and philosophies, despite Scorpio’s inherent challenge with the 9th House of religion.
Neutrals
Moon (owning house 9) is very important regarding the nature of the women / mother and to religion. She contributes a preference for non-patriarchal, non-institutionalized forms of “spirituality” over traditional “religion.”
Mercury (owning houses 8 & 11) contributes potential for abrupt problems in friendships, but also gives potential to gain from other people’s wealth (inheritances, marriage, etc.)
Venus (owning house 7 & 12) contributes the ability to be very comfortable in solitude, but have trouble learning how to be cooperative in personal relationships and living situations.
Enemies
Saturn (owning houses 3 & 4) indicates challenges seeing the positive side of one’s own roots, culture, family and mother. Challenges in governing one’s passions so they don’t become unrealistic and troublesome.
Additional Info
Number: Eighth House – the house of the unseen. This contributes sexual energy, secrecy and love of secret things.
Element: Water. This contributes an interest in self-understanding and spirituality, and makes emotions a prominent aspect of life.
Pattern: Rooted. This contributes a desire for a strength in one self and in ones surroundings. One desires things to come to oneself. “Let the mountain come to Mohammed.”
- Vic DiCara
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